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just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
Preparing to head back to your bedroom from the kitchen like:
the best swedish insults
- skitstövel = shit boot
- träskalle = wood head
- puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
- snorvalp = snot puppy